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How to Make a Ten Best List

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by Anne Thompson
December 9, 2011 7:23 PM
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The Tree of Life

'Tis the season when ten best lists start rolling in. I smile when I get my first Christmas card, always from John Waters (Highland, Maryland), whose Ten Best is in Art Forum, natch, and below. Kris Tapley and I delivered ours in this week's Oscar Talk podcast; I'll publish mine and the TOH crew's lists on Monday. Herewith are some early lists, below; Sight & Sound had 101 critics weigh in, and Mubi is collecting lists as well, including the Cahiers du Cinema.

Most film critics who make a ten best list use the following simple rules:

1. Include a selection of brainy consensus critical faves of the sort that are likely to be Oscar contenders.

2. Add a few popular hits as well to show that you click with the mainstream.

3. Add at least one wild blue yonder arcane title, either foreign or up-and-coming indie, that will leave readers scratching their heads, impressed with your erudition. This proves that you saw way more movies than they did.

4. Explain yourself in readable short blurbs (that many traffic-chasing editors will stick into a click-by-click photo gallery), but please have the courtesy to list the films somewhere on a single page.

5. If you want to write about the honorable mentions that almost made your list, fine, but the list itself should be pure (alphabetical is less macho than numbering your preferences). You should never have a tie, or do the chicken move of Rolling Stone's Peter Travers (below): he listed three commercial titles as number 10.

The Skin I Live In

Time's Richard Corliss:

1. "The Artist"
2. "Hugo"
3. "Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame"
4. "The Tree of Life"
5. "War Horse"
6. "Super 8"
7. "Cave of Forgotten Dreams"
8. "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
9. "Rango"
10. "Fast Five"

Rolling Stone's Peter Travers:

1. "Drive"
2. "The Artist"
3. "The Descendants"
4. "Moneyball"
5. "Midnight in Paris"
6. "Hugo"
7. "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy"
8. "Margin Call"
9. "The Tree of Life"
10. "War Horse," "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part Two," "The Help"

IMDb CEO Col Needham:
1. "The Descendants"
2. "Shame"
3. "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2"
4. "The Artist"
5. "Melancholia"
6. "Crazy, Stupid, Love"
7. "Like Crazy"
8. "Super 8 "
9. "The Ides of March"
10. "A Separation"

IMDb Managing Editor Keith Simanton
1. "Tree of Life"
2. "Melancholia"
3.  "The Descendants"
4. "Drive"
5. "The Artist"
6. "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy"
7. "Pariah"
8. "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
9. "Shame"
10. "Attack the Block"

The Cahiers du Cinema (in alphabetical order, off the cover):
    •    "A Burning Hot Summer" (Philippe Garrel)
    •    "Essential Killing" (Jerzy Skolimowski)
    •    "House of Tolerance" (Bertrand Bonello)
    •    "Meek's Cutoff" (Kelly Reichardt)
    •    "Melancholia" (Lars von Trier)
    •    "Outside Satan" (Bruno Dumont)
    •    "The Strange Case of Angelica" (Manoel de Oliveira)
    •    "Super 8" (JJ Abrams)
    •    "The Tree of Life" (Terrence Malick)
    •    "We Have a Pope" (Nanni Moretti)

John Waters in Art Forum, here's five of his ten:


1 The Skin I Live In (Pedro Almodóvar) A dark, twisted, beautiful, and, yes, funny shocker from the greatest director in the world. God bless you, Pedro Almodóvar!
2 Mildred Pierce (Todd Haynes) This elegantly shot, pitch-perfect made-for-TV melodrama makes everyone who watches secretly yearn to be a woman with issues. The best period film in decades—period.
3 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (Jon M. Chu) I’m not kidding. A well-made doc that proves the Bieb was a child prodigy. Wait until you see Justin stick his head into the audience and shake his hair in 3-D. I screamed.
4 Hadewijch (Bruno Dumont) In this grim, fiercely uncommercial movie, a fanatical Catholic young lady from a rich family hooks up with a handsome male Muslim terrorist, and together they blow up a commuter train. Love is strange, especially when God is involved.
5 Kaboom (Gregg Araki) A sexy, well-written, end-of-the-world comedy that succeeds beyond all expectation. Doomsday never looked so hot.

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4 Comments

  • dan ireland | December 12, 2011 2:41 PMReply

    I love that picture of Jessica! But... it's not from The Tree Of Life as quoted, it's from my film 'Jolene'.

  • Shawn | December 10, 2011 8:47 PMReply

    Ha. Love the rules.

    I don't recall you talking about Pariah. I haven't seen it yet but I can hardly wait. It looks like it could be a substantial small film. I'd be interested in your thoughts on it.

  • Ronnie D. | December 10, 2011 8:00 PMReply

    *not conform

  • Ronnie D. | December 10, 2011 8:00 PMReply

    I'm glad someone was smart enough and willing enough to conform and, and not put The Descendants on his top ten list.

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