Thompson on Hollywood

On June 5, Jason Sudeikis will host the MTV Movie Awards, the show guaranteed to recognize the power of celebrity and shrieking teenage girls. EW reports the nominees for Best Female and Male performance, from Oscar-winner Natalie Portman (Black Swan) to Jennifer Aniston (Just Go With It) and Jessie Eisenberg (The Social Network) to Zac Efron (Charlie St. Cloud). Yes, really. The nominees for Best Line from a Movie are also announced, and listed below:

By the way, congrats to Aniston for being the only nominee over 30. Want to vote for the Golden Popcorn recipients? Eat your heart out.

In the spirit of the MTV Movie Awards, we've marked our choices with *

Best Female Performance

Emma Stone (Easy A)*

Emma Watson (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1)

Jennifer Aniston (Just Go With It)

Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

Natalie Portman (Black Swan)

Best Male Performance
Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — Part 1)

Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network)*

Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

Zac Efron (Charlie St. Cloud)

Best Line from a Movie

“I want to get chocolate wasted.” –Alexys Nycole Sanchez (Grown Ups)

“There is a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.” “Tom Cruise?” –Amanda Bynes and Emma Stone (Easy A)

“If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” — Jesse Eisenberg (The Social Network)*

” …A million dollars isn’t cool You know what’s cool?” “A billion dollars. And that shut everybody up.” –Justin Timberlake and Andrew Garfield (The Social Network)

“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger darling.” –Tom Hardy (Inception)