By Matt Brennan | Thompson on Hollywood! May 14, 2013 at 3:07PM
The new cast may manage to find fresh rhythms in the lines, and the remake's relative restraint (including the hairdos) is stylish where the former was garish. In losing much of the camp, however, Lifetime's "Steel Magnolias" also loses the earlier version's easiest excuse (and excuse is all it is, honestly). That there is no real attempt to investigate how almost a quarter-century or being African American in the South might change women's experiences and perspectives can no longer be explained away with, "but it's not supposed to be serious!" It's bad enough that the 1989 original made "9 to 5" look like "Rules for Radicals." A remake without revision is at best an empty shell, at worst a betrayal of promise.
Then again, the ratings success of "Steel Magnolias" may be sadly emblematic of how little has changed since 1989, in reality as in Hollywood's version of it. Women still make 77 cents on the dollar compared with men in the same jobs. Women are still expected to do most of the housework, even when both spouses work full-time. Even the otherwise forward-looking Cannes Film Festival features yet another male-centric competition lineup (Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi is the only woman director, and even that's an improvement over last year's big zero).
Shelby's statement, in both films, that she'd "rather have 30 minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special" settles for less that what women deserve. As Sontag recognized, "we are better able to enjoy a fantasy as fantasy when it is not our own." The wrongheaded fantasy of "Steel Magnolias," now and then -- that bad husbands are trials to be borne, that women should run beauty salons but not companies -- remains a little close for comfort. The hair may be sleeker, but the politics are too much the same.
Lifetime's "Steel Magnolias" is now available on DVD. The 1989 theatrical version is available on Blu-ray, DVD, and VOD.