By Sophia Savage | Thompson on Hollywood August 2, 2012 at 1:58PM
Roger Moore: "Despite all the effects, the action and the showcase performance created for his wife, Kate Beckinsale, director Len Wiseman never lets us forget that he's no Paul Verhoeven."
Mike Scott: "Instead of a thinking man's film, we get a glorified and soulless chase film, one girded not so much by deep thoughts or clever plotting but by visual razzle-dazzle."
Kate Erbland: "Despite drawing from the genius of visionary author Philip K. Dick and the fun of Paul Verhoeven's original Total Recall, director Len Wiseman's remake is both slicked-up and dumbed-down...It's really a take on Verhoeven's take of Dick's story, which makes it a spin-off twice-removed,..Packed with an attractive cast and lots of big action scenes, the film is totally suitable as a summer blockbuster, but it's also totally forgettable."
David Poland: "Do Jessica Biel’s lips look like pillows of lust? Yes. Does Beckinsale look sharply stunning with repeated ass shots to remind us that she has a great ass? Yes. Colin Farrell’s never been more pretty. And if that’s what you want, buy a fucking magazine...This is not the worst film you’ll see this year. It’s not even the most disappointing film of the summer. But it sucks pretty bad."
Alison Willmore: "As that wife, Beckinsale's entertainingly indestructible and glowery, striding like a Terminator with an immaculate blowout down countless hallways while wielding a gun, and chasing Quaid over rooftops and along balconies after her cover as an enemy agent is blown ('I give good wife,' she sneers). Farrell and Biel are perfectly serviceable in uninspiring roles, while Cranston tries gamely to look like he could be the equal of Farrell in a brawl and Bill Nighy appears briefly as rebellion leader Matthias."
Drew McWeeny: "Technically, the new 'Total Recall' is handsomely made, and the cast does exactly what they were hired to do. I think Wiseman's gotten better and better at staging large scale high velocity action of a certain type, and younger audiences who go simply for an action film, who have no real expectations based on the older film, are probably going to walk away happiest."
John Semley: "It's a redressing of Verhoeven's movie, in sanitized, soulless textiles spun from the sort of endless CGI spool a $200 million budget can provide...It's not just a matter of a misguided conception either. Total Recall's a trifling mess, as superfluous as a third breast. Farrell's a proficient talent. But he plays it too doe-eyed and disordered, never really sinking into the action-hero material."