Ross Marquand
Ross Marquand

"Time is a flat juice box" in these hilarious video parodies of both HBO's "True Detective" and those inescapable "It's Not Complicated" commercials from AT&T, starring comedian Ross Marquand in the role of Matthew McConaughey's Rust Cohle. 

Marquand nails McConaughey/Cohle's drawling pontification, here with a group of school kids as an audience for his musings on time, treehouses, and the futility of existence. But in all seriousness, we really do miss "True Detective."