Ashlee Simpson's Nose

by tully
July 7, 2006 5:19 AM
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Okay, so I, like, totally used to want to, like, *love* Ashlee Simpson, but her nose kept getting in the way. Like, all the pieces were in place: the style, the songs, the voice, the everything. I mean, all the pieces except for the nose. It was such a honker that I couldn't even hear her music without SEEING the nose. That's weird, right? But it's totally true! I mean, here was this incredibly talented punk rocker who just, like, *got it*, ya know? She danced, she sang, she said everything that I FEEL. But that ginormous nose kept getting in the way.

Until now!

That's because I just caught a glimpse of the new-and-improved Ashlee and I'm, like, totally speechless! She looks sooooo amazing, I can't even believe my own eyes! Now there's nothing stopping her. I can't wait to see what she comes up with next. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Ashlee. You totally made my day!

(In serious matters, copy and paste this link to download an mp3 of the Metallic Falcons' "Nighttime and Morning." Haunting and purty. Real purty...)

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  • James | July 27, 2006 9:15 AMReply

    You are superfical douche-bags

  • Eva | July 24, 2006 8:03 AMReply

    :) I agree. Jessica IS the dumb blonde with no talent. And I thought Ashlee was unique in her own way, and that's why she stood out. Now she's just plain, like her sister.

  • Mala | July 7, 2006 10:50 AMReply

    I think its horrible that she did that to her nose. Now she looks like just another dumb blond. She had character before. Distinction. The one who needs a nose job is Jessica.