By tully | "Boredom at Its Boredest" by Michael Tully November 2, 2004 at 10:18AM
Just got back from PS 88 where the energy was, well, there were some people there. Felt like an unusually low-key PTA night, to be honest. Though my Republican brethren weren't out in full force, I sensed a lot of small-minded energy, and it felt positively inspiring to me! All these yappy liberals running around spewing pee on my hero, Mr. President Bush 2. I say PHOOEY to all you abortion havin', homosexually interactin', minority dabblin', hippy contortin', philosophically driven dingbats. The world has never been better. Support for the stars-and-stripes is at an all-time high. And it's because of Mr. President Bush 2 that you can safely crap on your pooper and not have to worry about being attacked by some shotgun-spraying terrormonger. This world is OURS. We are white like God HIMself, we are wealthy, we invented fast food, our movies are more spectacular, our determination is more... determined. We are the future. You Democrats want to ruin a good thing, and I don't see why. For fame? Acclaim? Glory? Well that behavior is UNAMERICAN, I tell ya. Why don't you grow up and learn to appreciate the blessings that Mr. President Bush 2 has bestown upon you. Why don't you treat yourself to Taco Bell tonight.