Matt Dentler Dared Me To Blog This

by tully
May 12, 2007 7:45 AM
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Okay, so that isn't fair. That takes the pressure off. While I'd love to say that I was bored, alone, and randomly discovered this at 2am on a Friday night (seriously, I'd love to know what combination of search words would bring this video to the top of the pile), the truth is that I was pointed in its direction by someone whose name I won't mention right now (ahem, MATT DENTLER). So don't thank me, thank MATT DENTLER. Did I mention that I was forwarded this link by MATT DENTLER?

Back to the task at hand. I'd like to think this is just a harmless dose of heterosexual bonding. You know, some fraternity brothers gearing up for the coming weekend's attack on drunken undergrad females who are psyched to be the players in such a well-executed, supercool sexual assault! Because if it turns out to be what it could possibly be misconstrued as--yet another gaudy display of unchecked, raucous homoeroticism--well, that's just g-r-o-s-s.

R. Kelly, you ain't got nothing on these sexual dynamos. My personal favorite moment is when Pressure admires his own skills in the mirror as Satisfaktion unleashes his carnal fury on the poor, unsuspecting ottoman. Couch fucking... it's fan-tas-tic!

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  • kelly forester | June 23, 2007 12:53 PMReply

    HOLE-LY SHIT. what the FUCK was that?! lmao. though the entire thing was a true masterpiece, i think my favorite part was the very beginning where Relentless does his brilliant monoloque.

  • Josh | May 15, 2007 7:31 AMReply

    Hahah, Ronnie, i was thinking the same thing. Except i don't even have a wife to vauge for her unsatisfaction.

  • tully | May 15, 2007 1:41 AMReply

    Ronnie Bronstein, you are the funniest man i've ever met!

  • ShortEnd Magazine | May 14, 2007 6:51 AMReply

    Ah, man. You guys have to gussy up. This could have been so much worse.

  • frownland | May 14, 2007 6:47 AMReply

    oh my. Underneath the knee-jerk ridicule lurks the humiliating realization that i don't know ANYTHING about fucking. That what i do with my wife in our bed is something horribly 'other'...and must be wholly unsatisfying.

  • Jonny | May 14, 2007 5:38 AMReply

    awww... no money shot?

    that was literally anti-climactic.

  • lou | May 12, 2007 12:30 PMReply

    god bless us all

  • Rob | May 12, 2007 10:37 AMReply

    Okay, the bill to replace my eyes after watching that video comes to $1478.85, and I'll expect you to split that with me. The doctor said that if the video had gone on just five seconds longer, they wouldn't have been able to do anything for me.

  • Dentler | May 12, 2007 5:06 AMReply

    I'm very proud of you for putting this up here. But I have to pay my respects to Jarod Neece, who showed it to me.

  • Randy Kim | May 12, 2007 5:02 AMReply

    r. kelly is to blame. for mike's haircut too!

  • Dan Eisenberg | May 12, 2007 3:24 AMReply

    Well, that redefines what it means to be under Pressure.