Modern Classics: "Saw"

by tully
May 30, 2005 2:59 AM
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Wow. I'd been told by many people that "Saw" was a shining example of 'so bad it's good' cinema, but I still hadn't found the time to experience it for myself. Well, I did just that the other night, and I have to say that I've been giddy for days. It's a masterpiece! It would be hard to find a more outlandish, reckless performance than the one given by Cary Elwes. Was this guy being serious? It hit me about halfway through, as I tried to come to terms with the freakishly over-the-top performances, that I was watching a live-action version of a Scooby-Doo cartoon. I can't believe that an English-speaking human actually wrote the script. I desperately wanted to watch the audio commentary, but I was too tired. But when all this madness of making my own no-budget movie dies down, I will do just that.

That said, I can't recall the last time I've had as much fun watching a movie, so don't think I'm warning you against it. I'm ordering you to rent it!

As if that weren't enough, I learned the very next day that they're making a SEQUEL to it. My hopes were quickly deflated when I realized that Cary Elwes isn't on board. How can this be? Sorry, makers of "Saw 2," but you won't be receiving my ten dollars without at least a cameo by Senor Elwes.

Enough mocking of low/no-budget movies. In a year, I'll be lucky if people are mocking mine. Seven more days and this fucker is in the can. We're assembling a rough cut and I think it's going to be something else. I have a hunch we're going to get "Gummo" comparisons, which I really don't want (no offense, Harmony)--I was hoping more for "Scarecrow" or "California Split"--but, again, a comparison means that somebody watched it. That will be victory enough for me.

It's nice to set the bar high.

Dreaming about tomorrow is as dumb as remembering yesterday.


Johnny Deppth

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