By tully | "Boredom at Its Boredest" by Michael Tully November 11, 2008 at 3:35AM
I know that patching the huge slash in our economy's inner tube is going to be our new leader's primary focus when he steps into office, but after reading about the Steven Spielberg/Will Smith Oldboy remake, combined with the even more troubling promise of a new The Karate Kid, I implore him to use his immediate power to serve cinema with a cease-and-desist order on any and all remakes while he is in office. Please, President Obama, make it stop!!!!!! We're better than this, I know we are!!!!!!!!