By tully | "Boredom at Its Boredest" by Michael Tully June 12, 2006 at 1:05AM
If you know what's good for you, you read the film reviews and political rants of the one-and-only Outlaw Vern. If you do that, you'll know that Vern is a self-proclaimed Seagalogist, so much so, in fact, that he's writing a book about the films of Steven Seagal.
Recently, Vern lived a truly surreal dream, watching The Steven Seagal Blues Band perform in Seattle. This wrap-up is an absolute masterpiece...