Vern's New Blog

By tully | "Boredom at Its Boredest" by Michael Tully April 1, 2008 at 5:20AM

Vern's New Blog

Just in time for April 1st, the 21st Century's most important film critic, Outlaw Vern, has abandoned his archaic Geocities website and joined the film blogger revolution! Mixing cunning reviews with scalding-hot-off-the-press news updates and psychic box office predictions, the Visa/Quiznos Vern's Movie Blog is the ultimate resource for the most important and pressing Hollywood news. While the new site has only been up and running for several hours, Vern's sharp wit and insider access has already knocked David Poland and Jeffrey Wells several notches down the totem pole. Congratulations, Vern. Just a few concessions to the corporate powers that be (who needs curse words to make a point anyway?) and you are now able to call yourself a full-time professional film blogger!

Check out the Visa/Quiznos Vern's Movie Blog right here.

And Happy April 1st, everyone! I mean that from the top and bottom and front and back and side to side of my heart.

This article is related to: Film in General