Watch Conan O'Brien Tonight

By tully | "Boredom at Its Boredest" by Michael Tully February 26, 2008 at 9:52AM

Watch Conan O'Brien Tonight

After tonight, life will never be the same again, as Fred Simmons makes his network television debut on Conan O'Brien, where he will be performing the legendary art of the Foot Fist Way. This man is a true revolutionary of the form. I studied with him for a grueling ten-week session in Charlotte, North Carolina back in 1997 and I haven't lost a fight since. Just try me and you'll feel what it feels like to feel a whole lot of awful feeling pain. Just look at his face. This is the expression of a man who has turned casual strip-mall demonstrations into Tae Kwon Do displays of devastating proportions. Fred Simmons has arrived. Don't say I didn't warn you...


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