Watch Conan O'Brien Tonight

by tully
February 26, 2008 9:52 AM
58 Comments
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After tonight, life will never be the same again, as Fred Simmons makes his network television debut on Conan O'Brien, where he will be performing the legendary art of the Foot Fist Way. This man is a true revolutionary of the form. I studied with him for a grueling ten-week session in Charlotte, North Carolina back in 1997 and I haven't lost a fight since. Just try me and you'll feel what it feels like to feel a whole lot of awful feeling pain. Just look at his face. This is the expression of a man who has turned casual strip-mall demonstrations into Tae Kwon Do displays of devastating proportions. Fred Simmons has arrived. Don't say I didn't warn you...

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58 Comments

  • iscariot | February 27, 2008 9:54 AMReply

    Holy shit! I typed this fools name in search engine and he looks for real, has a myspace too funny as hell check it out HA!

  • Kid B | February 27, 2008 8:01 AMReply

    That, or the guy is actually a convincing comedic actor and we were genuinely fooled by his mix of deadpan and absurdity.

    Step 1: Gently remove your head from your ass

    Step 2: Unsaddle your high horse

  • iw | February 27, 2008 7:18 AMReply

    yup, that makes a lot more sense now!

  • iw | February 27, 2008 7:15 AMReply

    It worked, it got our attention!

  • iw | February 27, 2008 7:14 AMReply

    Okay, I get it. It is fake. It's like what Cohen did with Borat by staying in character. Go to the site and it's an ad for a movie.

  • me | February 27, 2008 7:11 AMReply

    I think he has asbergers syndrome or something, maybe nervous? maybe a homophobe? maybe never saw a tv talk show before? maybe doesn't own a tv? one thing for sure... he got beat up a lot as a child.

  • james | February 27, 2008 7:08 AMReply

    HAHAH I LOVE ALL YOU PEOPLE I THOUGHT I WOULDNT HAVE ANYONE TO SHARE IT WITH EITHER... KEEP BASHING THE HELL OUT OF THIS DOUCHE... FRED WHO?

  • iw | February 27, 2008 7:08 AMReply

    You can't click on the link, you have to click on your name. nice video

  • iw | February 27, 2008 7:08 AMReply

    You can't click on the link, you have to click on your name. nice video

  • iw | February 27, 2008 7:08 AMReply

    You can't click on the link, you have to click on your name. nice video

  • Bill | February 27, 2008 7:07 AMReply

    Leslie your right, that's a halarious video

  • Leslie | February 27, 2008 7:06 AMReply

    Either click on my name or on this link. He is a clip of the karate routine he performed on conan! watch him karate chop the last board. HAHA MORON! www.meatspin.com

  • Joe | February 27, 2008 7:04 AMReply

    "you people better stop making fun of Fred because his Foot Fist Way technique is so strong that he will beat you up on an internet message board. i've seen it happen, and it is not pretty."

    You are kidding, right? Did you see what we all saw? It was the most pathetic, embarrassing display that I have ever seen. This guy is a complete phony, IMO. He does not have the discipline or control that makes a good martial arts master. Look how he reacted. Total nutcase! No good parent should ever take their kid to learn anything from that guy.

  • Shannon | February 27, 2008 7:03 AMReply

    I am glad to see i am not the only one cracking up at this douchebag. What an ass. I was laughing my ass off and everyone is asleep so i had no one to share this gem with. Why was he a guest anyway? His demonstration sucked. He looked like he'd been crying when he was back on for the goodbye. Will looked visibly pissed at getting his apology denied. He was probably thinking- what the f*ck?- funniest thing i've seen in forever. We've been forewarned- DO NOT LAUGH AT FRED SIMMON'S AWESOME STUNTS! LOL!

  • dr assmonkey | February 27, 2008 7:01 AMReply

    i live in pittsburgh pa and i would kick your ass any second u fat ass deush bag with no friends

  • Dan | February 27, 2008 6:59 AMReply

    Tully I hope you are kidding. I see you are the one who posted this in the first place.

  • TR1 | February 27, 2008 6:59 AMReply

    I will HAVE to watch Conan tomorrow night just to see what his reaction will be.

  • Cutie12 | February 27, 2008 6:59 AMReply

    That was so funny. Click on my name and look at my profile, I have a clip of it on there! HAHA so funny.

  • Ricky Bobby | February 27, 2008 6:56 AMReply

    Dear Lord Baby Jesus,

    Please use your Baby Jesus powers to have Fred Simmons shut his pie hole.

  • anon | February 27, 2008 6:56 AMReply

    anyone find this clip on the internet yet?

  • who | February 27, 2008 6:55 AMReply

    REX KWON DO!

  • who | February 27, 2008 6:55 AMReply

    REX WON DO!

  • tully | February 27, 2008 6:55 AMReply

    you people better stop making fun of Fred because his Foot Fist Way technique is so strong that he will beat you up on an internet message board. i've seen it happen, and it is not pretty.

  • Conan | February 27, 2008 6:54 AMReply

    I don't know what just happened. I'm sorry audience, it wasn't supposed to be like that. AHH

  • Zardoz | February 27, 2008 6:54 AMReply

    Wow, this guy is really wierd. Here's his big chance on network TV and he insults Will Ferrel and the show like a kid who gets beat up on the playground everyday. His tai kwan do display looked like a comedy sketch, but he was obviously serious. He totally misses the zen associated with doing martial arts. What was Conan thinking? I can't wait for the You Tube version.

  • Dan | February 27, 2008 6:53 AMReply

    I saw the lame demonstration..they Fred walked off..Conan came back looking baffled..But what happened? Wil looked weirder than usual too and Fred looked bizarre..I didnt catch what exactly happened...other than lame ass demonstration that looked way out of place

  • james | February 27, 2008 6:53 AMReply

    totally for real

  • Chris | February 27, 2008 6:52 AMReply

    I can't even believe this guy was for real. He was such an idiot on the show, I had to go online to see if he was a legit intructor. It appears he is. I really thought it was a spoof. And he was rude to his student! What a jerk!

  • Brett | February 27, 2008 6:52 AMReply

    Also, what was the web site he told everyone?

  • iw | February 27, 2008 6:52 AMReply

    "Should I be talking to this camera or this one..."

    Absolutely priceless. Just makes me want to take Tae Kwon Do just to kick his stupid ass.

  • james | February 27, 2008 6:52 AMReply

    THE GUY TALKED ABOUT HOW HIS PLACE IS IN NORTH CAROLINA AND WILL WAS LIKE "OH THATS WHERE WE SHOT TALLADEGA NIGHTS" TRYING TO BE ALL NICE, AND THE GUY GOES CRAZY AND WAS LIKE "WILL YOU HAD YOUR TIME TO DANCE LIKE A FREAK SO SHUT UP THIS IS MY TIME" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT... THEN ACCUSED WILL OF LAUGHING WHEN HE COULDNT BREAK THE CEMENT BRICKS, AND THE DUDE SAID "FUCK THIS SHOW" LITERALLY AND HE STORMED OFF, LEAVING HIS STUDENTS AND ASSISTANTS BEHIND, AND WHEN THEY CONVINCED HIM TO COME BACK FOR THE GOODBYE AND WILL TRIED TO APOLOGIZE OR SAY SOMETHIN NICE HE WAS LIKE "SHUT UP FERREL WHY DONT YOU GO DANCE AROUND NAKED" HAHAHAHAHAH I CANT GET OVER THIS

  • Brett | February 27, 2008 6:50 AMReply

    I still want to know, was that a sketch and Conan knew about it, or was the guy being totally serious!?

  • Tim | February 27, 2008 6:50 AMReply

    Holy shit, was this for REAL?! I couldnt tell if this was a sketch or not.

    typical southerner.

  • Jordan | February 27, 2008 6:49 AMReply

    Still cant believe it wasnt a sketch

  • TR1 | February 27, 2008 6:49 AMReply

    WTF was that on Conan? Can 1 guest bring a show down? This one might.

  • Dan | February 27, 2008 6:48 AMReply

    I was just sitting here dumbfounded if that was a sketch or if it was real. I can't believe that really happened.

  • brad | February 27, 2008 6:48 AMReply

    you missed this guy being a fag.

  • james | February 27, 2008 6:48 AMReply

    HAHAHAHAHAHA LEMME KNO IF U NEED ANY MORE INFO ABOUT IT I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE DAMN TIME

  • iw | February 27, 2008 6:47 AMReply

    what did he say to will?

  • james | February 27, 2008 6:46 AMReply

    OH MY GOD I CANT GET OVER THIS HE COULD TALK AND HIS DEMONSTRATION WAS AWFUL THE BOARDS WERE FAKE AS HELL AND HE COULNT EVEN BREAK THE CEMENT BRICKS... THE LAMEST THING IVE EVER SEEN I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER... FRED SIMMONS SUCKS DUDE WAS ASKING TO RE-DO EVERY SINGLE THING HE MESSED UP ON AND CONAN JUST LAUGHED... THANK GOD THE WRITERS ARE BACK AND GOT THIS FOOL ON THE SHOW

  • Dan | February 27, 2008 6:46 AMReply

    What happened? I was barely watching it but saw Conan looking weird...then Fred looked bizarre on the couch...what did i miss?

  • iw | February 27, 2008 6:46 AMReply

    Wow. This guy was a douche.

  • Jordan | February 27, 2008 6:45 AMReply

    That was real? wierd

  • Ryan | February 27, 2008 6:44 AMReply

    What a loser...Was that Conan show for real? He's a total failure. What was Conan's team thinking?!!!!!

  • james | February 27, 2008 6:44 AMReply

    HAHAH THAT GUY WAS A TOTAL IDIOT HE MADE A COMPLETE JACKASS OUT OF HIMSELF AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME... FUNNIEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY CANT WAIT TO WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN

  • Conan | February 27, 2008 6:43 AMReply

    This guy was a total jerk-off. He almost ruined my show. Will and I should have held him down and kicked his ass. Geez

  • james | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    Uh, he was a joke on conan.

  • Paul | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    Wow, this guy was weird on the show. This was the worst sketch, if it was a sketch. Otherwise this guy is a major baby.

  • Paul | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    Wow, this guy was weird on the show. This was the worst sketch, if it was a sketch. Otherwise this guy is a major baby.

  • Paul | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    Wow, this guy was weird on the show. This was the worst sketch, if it was a sketch. Otherwise this guy is a major baby.

  • Paul | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    Wow, this guy was weird on the show. This was the worst sketch, if it was a sketch. Otherwise this guy is a major baby.

  • Paul | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    Wow, this guy was weird on the show. This was the worst sketch, if it was a sketch. Otherwise this guy is a major baby.

  • iw | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    Just saw.
    lol total failure.

  • Tim | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    This guy is one of the dumbest fools I have ever seen on TV. Nice display of idiocy on Conan O'Brien...oh wait, is idiocy a word you don't understand.

  • Tim | February 27, 2008 6:39 AMReply

    This guy is one of the dumbest fools I have ever seen on TV. Nice display of idiocy on Conan O'Brien...oh wait, is idiocy a word you don't understand.

  • iw | February 27, 2008 6:37 AMReply

    What a douche!

  • Tom | February 27, 2008 3:12 AMReply

    If this comments section is indicative of the current state of the American sense of humor, I weep for my first born child who will be entering a world of judgmental literalists.

    And yet, there is Fred Simmons, who keeps hope alive with his wonderful martial artistry. I, for one, was deeply moved by this demonstration.

    Wow. Irony IS, in fact, dead. Amazing comments here.

  • Dentler | February 26, 2008 11:57 AMReply

    Fred is my athletic idol. I aspire to reach his status.